Then the pirate princess had to use the bathroom. "This dress is really fluffy!" she cried from the bathroom as I hurried in to help. "I got it!" she yelled just before I got there. And there she stood with all of her layers of skirts and capes held up in her little arms just like a wedding gown. "...Ummm... Can you help me get on the toilet?" she asked. So, I lifted her up and there she sat, clinching her toes to try to keep her plastic heels from falling off. I left. Pretty soon I heard the sound of the plastic heels clopping around on the bathroom tile and hurried in to make sure she could wipe. There she stood in front of the toilet with all the layers of her gowns still in her arms.
"I'll do it." I said. And I did. The end.